|The boys turned Sapphire into a turtle|
Sapphire: "My doggy wants you, mom!" Mom: "Get in line, doggy."
Quartz: "What would happen if you ate a bug? What would happen if you drank pee?"
Onyx: "I made up this game. It's called Ae-wi-wens [Aliens] Attack. You have three lives. You charge up your powers by not stepping on the lines on the tile. I have all my powers!"
Guest staying with us (to kids): "Please don't do anything to horrify me."
Wes: "Comics in the newspaper are the ones that weren't funny enough to be on the Internet."
Onyx: "I love everyone in our family, but you are my best friend, Sapphire."