Sapphire: "What if I was Professor X for real?"
Wes: "So basically I've been stuffing myself and eating as much as I want of all the foods I love and I feel really healthy and I've lost ten pounds."
Sapphire: "I want a sweater for my snake." Quartz: "We only sell pasta here." Sapphire: "I could make a sweater out of pasta."
Low-Carb Nut "Granola" BarsIf you're trying to eat low carb, and craving something like a granola bar but with a crunchy homemade taste, try these!
4 c. nuts (almond, hazelnut, pecan, macadamia, etc)
3/4 c. nut butter
1/4 c. agave or honey
1/4 c. shredded coconut
1 c. seeds (sunflower, pumpkin, sesame, flax, etc)
1/4 c. chocolate chips or freeze-dried raspberries (optional)
Chop nuts in a blender or by hand. I put them in the blender until about half were a coarse meal and half were pieces. Heat the nut butter in the microwave for 1 minute. Pour the nut butter and the agave over the nuts, and add the rest of the ingredients. Stir until everything is moistened and will stick together. If you need to add a bit more nut butter so it will stick together, go ahead. Spray a 9x13 cookie sheet, and press the mixture into it. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes, or until browned and crunchy-looking.